So maybe I should have looked at a globe first. This is going to be a loooooooong trip. A little preview ... DC to LA -> LA to Sydney -> Sydney to Ayers Rock and Alice Springs. Then on to Cairns. Then Cairns to Christ Church via Brisbane. Then Christ Church to Auckland ... Auckland to Bangkok and finally Bangkok back to DC via LA on a red-eye.
I make no promises for what I will be able to post here ... but I will certainly try.